The Greatest Invention of All

I challenge you to find a greater invention.
Sliced bread? Hell no.
The wheel? I think not.
Google? Close second.
We found two of these air conditioning units tucked in a corner of the basement, and let me tell you that I paid no attention to any of the crawly things down in that hole. I happily fetched these things. It's not ice cold, but it less than 90, and that's just fine with us!